To the Gazette readers wondering where I am: I'm sorry to say the paper fired me this morning. You'll hear more from me soon. If you want to support me, buy my books or subscribe to my newsletter https://lyz.substack.com/ 
Okay that's it for now.
Wait one more thing. My actual colleagues were the best and I want you all know that.
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