Me: ok I've admitted your reasons for supporting Trump are valid, though I disagree—now: to convince you to change your mind!

MAGA: actually I just wanted my views normalized

Me: What?

MAGA: yeah not changing my mind

Me: but the discourse

MAGA: appreciate the validation tho
Me: but I validated your humanity!

MAGA: appreciate it

Me: so now you validate the humanity of gay, trans, black and muslim people

MAGA: lol no

Me: but—

MAGA: just a reasonable disagreement

Me: you're not being reasonable

MAGA: that kind of talk is why I'm voting Trump
Me: But I made you comfortable!

MAGA: thanks, I am comfortable—very comfortable

Me: I bent over backward

MAGA: even though I didn't bend at all!

Me: I worked so hard.

MAGA: I didn't lift a finger.

Me: you should at least meet me halfway

MAGA: why? you came to me
Me: but you're telling me you think you're more important than all the people your policies would hurt

MAGA: you're telling me I'm more important than them, too

Me:

MAGA: you've been telling me all along

Me:

MAGA: this worked out great
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