fck it i’m clogging your tls again
this one’s for you @pear_shake
bea reads RWRB so i can find an excuse to twt every 5 seconds: a thread
welp lacrosse’s here there’s no escape fr exy
“Alex’s long-standing grudge against the youngest prince.”

hmm mhm yes Alex just uhh just let it marinade
“His eyes lock on Alex’s, and something like annoyance or adrenaline spikes in Alex’s chest.”

yes adrenaline oh my god
I CANT STOP SMILING HEHEHEE
oh to be in the headline pic w your SO captioned $75000 cake-tastrophe😌
FRAT BRO MISHAP OH MY GOD OKAY IDJSOANAK
free trip to europe he says damn right
alex didn’t know what a cornetto is?? what
when an MC says they’re fine i get a flashback of a fellow that doesnt understand what that word means
“Can you move over, Your Highness?” Alex whispers, shoving his shoulder against Henry’s. “I’d rather not be the little spoon.”

THIS IS CHAPTER TWO OH GOD why didnt i read this book sooner
SWEETHEART HE CALLED HENRY SWEETHEART BUT LIKE ENEMIES❤️
“Beatrice—she goes by Bea”

yes i do
THE EMOJI!!
hmmm why doesnt henry ever reply to alex’s hilarious selfies i wonder
CONNECT W THE TURKEY!! BUY A HOUSE W THE TURKEY!!
what in the f is a Mr. Wobbles lmao
“He’s at a loss. But he’s still smiling. Cornbread is staring at him like he doesn’t get it. Me fuckin’ too, buddy.”
mc spilling out their life story to their SO always gets me
WOW ALEX IS DRUNK
i gasped henry you cant just- do that? is that even allowed? THIS IS STILL CHAPTER 4?!
what- what’s wrong w nebraska? these damn states references im not getting what??
i love Nora w all my heart
what kind of name is Red Room that’s so- scary??
“God, if any ghosts of Founding Fathers are hanging around the White House tonight, they must really be suffering.”

THOMAS JEFFERSON WAS WATCHING YOU IN THE RED ROOM OH MY GOD THEY ARE SUFFERING ALEX, THEY ARE
i’m so used to reading books set a few years ago and it felt trippy knowing RWRB’s timeline is too close to reality
it’s safe to say i’m confused this book is confusing im not built for government talks?? wait oh sht im a law major sht
when the emails leak istg
bea no...
“He guards it jealously, stuffing it into his messenger bag to take home with him when he leaves the office and hiding it...”

NEIL IS THAT YOU
it’s alex’s keyboard slam that gets me
well played rafael luna well fcking played
cash the mother hen and zahra the babysitter😌
same zahra i too am confused how he’s even here
ALEX DONT SWAN DIVE LMAO SBOZBSKSB
healthy but does. it. have. to. be. with. the. prince. of. england?!?!
HISTORY, HUH? BET WE COULD MAKE SOME!!!!
“May, at any rate, tutta quella gente be good to you.”
“Not better than Nora, though. She’ll always be my favorite.”
“And where I am is here. With you.”
“I never imagined you would love me back.”

i- take my heart i dont need it goodbye
“What do you want?”
“I want you—”
“Then fucking have me.”
“They clink together gently as he tucks them both under his shirt, two homes side by side.”

WELCOME HOME, ALEX
wait- wrong quote
“Sería una mentira, porque no sería él.”😭
it feels weird coming back to this after i had a minor beartown breakdown
I FCKING CALLED IT THE EMAILS LEAKED IM SO FCKING DONE
GOOD LORD YES VOTE CLAREMONT
oh pack your bags!! we’re going to london!!
“I won’t lie. Not about this. Not about you.”
“On purpose. I love him on purpose.”
“It’s the only life for him that’s honest, Mum.”

yes Catherine you tell her!!
“I will take you off the throne before I will let them feel the things you made me feel.”
“This is it. October 2, 2020, and the whole world watched, and history remembered.”

i missed it i hate myself
“My life is cosmic joke and you’re not a real person,” Alex says, wheezing.
“What?” Henry yells again.
“I said, you look great, baby!”
“Alex can see the glint in her eye—she’ll be gunning for the throne soon.”
“a midnight-blue bomber jacket with red, white, and blue stripes at the waistband and cuffs.”

RED WHITE & ROYAL FCKING BLUE
“He called Henry the North Star once. That wasn’t bright enough.”
“¿Se repetirá la historia? Are we gonna make history repeat itself tonight?”

YES
“He’s family. He’s part of it all now, headlines and oil paintings and pages in the Library of Congress, etched right alongside. And he’s part of them. Goddamn forever.”
“My family, made up of the children of immigrants, of people who love in defiance of expectations or condemnation, of women determined never to back down from what’s right, a braid of histories that stands for the future of America.”

im not crying
OH MY GOD THE LAST WORDS WERE “WE WON” AND “YEAH WE WON” THESE BOOKS ISTG
“Under winter clouds, victorious, he unlocks the door.”

EXCUSE ME MAAM I NEED A SEQUEL?!
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