wangxian au where wwx is texting nhs about lwj and he said "I KNOW LAN ZHAN'S DICK IS BIG ‼ I JUST KNOW IT I CAN FEEL IT ‼" but he accidentally sent it to lwj instead
wwx: I KNOW LAN ZHAN'S DICK IS BIG ‼ I JUST KNOW IT I CAN FEEL IT ‼

lwj: ?
lwj: You haven't felt it yet, Wei Ying.
wwx after recovering from his initial shock
wwx: shameless lan zhan 😏
wwx: flirting with me already huh
wwx: ask me out on a date first

lwj: Okay.
wwx:
lwj: I will take Wei Ying out on a date.
lwj: After that, we will talk about this

wwx:
wwx: lan zhan are u scheduling a dick appointment with me
lwj:
lwj: If that is what you want to call it, yes.
wwx: ao3 tag porn without plot or porn with feelings
lwj: ?
wwx: nvm
wwx tweets: dick appointment soon 😌

jc: who's the unlucky guy
lwj: I am lucky.

wwx: lan zhan 🥺🥺🥺
lwj. Wei Ying.
jc: untag me for the love of god
wwx: so is your cock big
lwj: Only one way to find out.
wwx: WAIT
wwx: DYCJDJCKDNCKDKCKDNCKDNDK

lwj: [image sent]
wwx:
wwx: i hate u lan zhan
this is the image
wwx: SO MEAN HANGUANGJUN 😠
wwx: where did u learn to joke like this huh
lwj: From Wei Ying.
wwx: oh 🥺🥺🥺
lwj: Wei Ying has to wait after the date.
wwx: BUT WHY

lwj: [sends an old tweet of wwx]
the tweet in question: (pretend thats an old tweet)
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