wangxian au where wwx is texting nhs about lwj and he said "I KNOW LAN ZHAN'S DICK IS BIG
I JUST KNOW IT I CAN FEEL IT
" but he accidentally sent it to lwj instead


wwx: I KNOW LAN ZHAN'S DICK IS BIG
I JUST KNOW IT I CAN FEEL IT 
lwj: ?
lwj: You haven't felt it yet, Wei Ying.


lwj: ?
lwj: You haven't felt it yet, Wei Ying.
wwx: shameless lan zhan 
wwx: flirting with me already huh
wwx: ask me out on a date first
lwj: Okay.
wwx:
lwj: I will take Wei Ying out on a date.
lwj: After that, we will talk about this
wwx:

wwx: flirting with me already huh
wwx: ask me out on a date first
lwj: Okay.
wwx:
lwj: I will take Wei Ying out on a date.
lwj: After that, we will talk about this
wwx:
wwx: lan zhan are u scheduling a dick appointment with me
lwj:
lwj: If that is what you want to call it, yes.
wwx: ao3 tag porn without plot or porn with feelings
lwj: ?
wwx: nvm
lwj:
lwj: If that is what you want to call it, yes.
wwx: ao3 tag porn without plot or porn with feelings
lwj: ?
wwx: nvm
wwx tweets: dick appointment soon 
jc: who's the unlucky guy
lwj: I am lucky.
wwx: lan zhan


lwj. Wei Ying.
jc: untag me for the love of god

jc: who's the unlucky guy
lwj: I am lucky.
wwx: lan zhan



lwj. Wei Ying.
jc: untag me for the love of god
wwx: so is your cock big
lwj: Only one way to find out.
wwx: WAIT
wwx: DYCJDJCKDNCKDKCKDNCKDNDK
lwj: [image sent]
wwx:
wwx: i hate u lan zhan
lwj: Only one way to find out.
wwx: WAIT
wwx: DYCJDJCKDNCKDKCKDNCKDNDK
lwj: [image sent]
wwx:
wwx: i hate u lan zhan
wwx: SO MEAN HANGUANGJUN 
wwx: where did u learn to joke like this huh
lwj: From Wei Ying.
wwx: oh


wwx: where did u learn to joke like this huh
lwj: From Wei Ying.
wwx: oh



lwj: Wei Ying has to wait after the date.
wwx: BUT WHY
lwj: [sends an old tweet of wwx]
wwx: BUT WHY
lwj: [sends an old tweet of wwx]