in honor of spooky season, here’s an unnecessary thread of halloween dad jokes

“boo” is from latin for “i am screaming”. why do ghosts speak latin?
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because it’s a dead language

imagine a skeleton coming up to you at a barbecue and asking for spare ribs

why didn’t the coffee bean go to the halloween party?
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it was grounded

what are you likely to find on a haunted beach?
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a sand-witch

why do ghosts hate rainy halloweens?
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rain never fails to dampen their spirits

why didn’t the skeleton go to the halloween party?
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he just didn’t have the guts

why did the werewolf go into the dressing room when she saw the full moon?
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she had to change

what did the vampire say when he saw his reflection?
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time to get a new mirror

who won the skeleton beauty contest?
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no body

what's the best way to get rid of a demon?
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exorcise a lot

who did the ghost take to the dance?
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their boo

what do you get when you cross bambi with a ghost?
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bamboo

why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep?
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because of all his coffin

what do you call a haunted chicken?
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a poultry-geist.

what monster flies his kite in a rainstorm?
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benjamin frankenstein.

why are there fences around cemeteries?
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because people are dying to get in.