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in honor of spooky season, here’s an unnecessary thread of halloween dad jokes
“boo” is from latin for “i am screaming”. why do ghosts speak latin?
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because it’s a dead language
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because it’s a dead language
imagine a skeleton coming up to you at a barbecue and asking for spare ribs
why didn’t the coffee bean go to the halloween party?
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it was grounded
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it was grounded
what are you likely to find on a haunted beach?
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a sand-witch
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a sand-witch
why do ghosts hate rainy halloweens?
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rain never fails to dampen their spirits
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rain never fails to dampen their spirits
why didn’t the skeleton go to the halloween party?
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he just didn’t have the guts
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he just didn’t have the guts
why did the werewolf go into the dressing room when she saw the full moon?
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she had to change
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she had to change
what did the vampire say when he saw his reflection?
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time to get a new mirror
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time to get a new mirror
who won the skeleton beauty contest?
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no body
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no body
what's the best way to get rid of a demon?
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exorcise a lot
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exorcise a lot
who did the ghost take to the dance?
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their boo
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their boo
what do you get when you cross bambi with a ghost?
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bamboo
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bamboo
why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep?
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because of all his coffin
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because of all his coffin
what do you call a haunted chicken?
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a poultry-geist.
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a poultry-geist.
what monster flies his kite in a rainstorm?
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benjamin frankenstein.
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benjamin frankenstein.
why are there fences around cemeteries?
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because people are dying to get in.
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because people are dying to get in.
