People suggesting there is a massive conspiracy where Trump - an impulsive idiot - is ingeniously pulling off a long con and faking COVID while hundreds of people at the White House and Walter Read are all super secret accomplices...

Hello? Did you hear how that sounds?

Seriously, if you are so twisted by your feelings about Trump that you think an entire staff at Walter Read is playing along with a moron’s long scheme (to do... what exactly?) it might be worth taking a long walk in the fresh air today.

That’s QAnon-level irrational.

Trump’s admin leaks like a fucking sieve.

The guy did everything possible to get himself a case of COVID.

It’s a miracle he didn’t have it earlier.

It doesn’t take 286-dimensional chess to accept that an idiot played with fire and is now being treated for burns.

Stop with conspiracy theories that elevate a complete bumbling fuckopotamus to the level of Mensa strategist.

The guy is all id. He couldn’t follow a strategy if you laid it out on the carpet and left a trail of Filet o Fish.

He got COVID. Because of course he did.

The left descending into irrational conspiracy theories with Trump as the genius at the helm is just sad.

For the love of god, remember who we’re talking about here.

This is not a smart man. And Walter Reed isn’t staffed with actors and actresses.

Enough.