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I’m watching Emily in Paris and it’s such pure bullshit, I can’t get enough
It’s the way she caused a power outage with her vibrator for me
This feels so obnoxiously early 2010s Pinterest french girl obsession, is it meant to be set in 2013?
It’s the knockoff Jenny Humphrey look for me
The vagina can be a little bit masculine if it wants, as a treat
No wonder they hate her, I bloody hate her
Oh good she’s bringing feminism to France. It didn’t exist there before, of course.
‘Is this the ‘me too’?’
Fucking hell
Fucking hell
Ok she just finally came up with a good marketing idea, only three episodes in
She’s horrendously bad at taking selfies. How can you be that pretty and that rubbish at recording it???
I’m no expert in french cuisine, but I’m pretty sure they have peanut butter in France. Why is she trying to get it shipped over???
She got the dates mixed up because Americans have stupid date formats but then she tried to blame that on a restaurant receptionist? I’m so sick of this entitled woman.
Ugh I was hoping the friend she’d made while buying flowers might be gay but instead she’s dating her hot neighbour she just kissed. I mean she could be bi but I would be genuinely surprised if they said the B word in a show with this much straight energy
I keep thinking to myself ‘why is anyone following this annoying woman on social media’ and then I remember that I’m watching a whole show about her and I hate myself
A french designer called her a basic bitch and I’m amazed no one else has done it sooner
She has a masters in communication and refuses to let anyone forget it, however she refuses to communicate with french people in their native language so go figure
She was amazed that she came three times in one night. Straight women are you ok??
SHE HAD SEX WITH HER FRIENDS’ 17 YEAR OLD BROTHER??? And his family are just laughing about it???
SHE’S DISCUSSING THE SEX WITH HIS MUM
Apparently every single man she meets, especially through work, is flirting with her. I’m pretty sure the french still have HR
Do people in Paris eat crêpes as much as this? I feel like the amount she has them is the equivalent of if we had fish and chips all the time
Why do we keep pretending all these men are hot just because they’re french?
Most relateable character so far is the designer guy who smashes the tops of creme brûlée’s to cheer him up when experiencing emotional upset
Apparently when bombs were falling on france during World War Two instead of hiding, french people made love. Citation HEAVILY needed.
Is she actually wearing designer stuff? Because most of her outfits are so bad it’s kind of offensive
I’m on the last episode and it’s called ‘cancel couture.’
Jail.
Jail.
This man looks at least 20 years too old for her, and fittingly he looks like a french Zach Braff
She’s SUCH a bad photographer and we’re meant to believe people think she’s an Instagram influencer???
Surely not
They fired her for reasons other than that outfit, which is overdue but honestly that outfit should be burned
It’s done, I am free. What an awful, awful show.
