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GW IV
Iβm too exasperated to pull actual stats this weekβ¦ and theyβll be a full stats of shithousery thread over the Covid19 International Break.
Here are the 11 lucky wankers.
Donβt even look at them.
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GW IV
Iβm too exasperated to pull actual stats this weekβ¦ and theyβll be a full stats of shithousery thread over the Covid19 International Break.
Here are the 11 lucky wankers.
Donβt even look at them.
Adrian β LIV β 4.5
Where to even begin with this wreckage. At one point near the end, the movement of Adrian left Jamie Carragher in genuine tears of laughter. Yes Gomez was playing with clear COVID symptoms, but the defence starts with the keeper. And Liverpool only have one.
Where to even begin with this wreckage. At one point near the end, the movement of Adrian left Jamie Carragher in genuine tears of laughter. Yes Gomez was playing with clear COVID symptoms, but the defence starts with the keeper. And Liverpool only have one.
Gomez β LIV β 5.4
One of the all time terrible performances. Gomez looked like a sheep, abandoned on a hill top, miles from home in the pissing rain with his mother carved up like a Sunday Roast. Which is pretty much what happened to Pool in a display of astonishing ineptitude
One of the all time terrible performances. Gomez looked like a sheep, abandoned on a hill top, miles from home in the pissing rain with his mother carved up like a Sunday Roast. Which is pretty much what happened to Pool in a display of astonishing ineptitude
Shaw β MUN β 5.0
He would have made it for the Under 11s tackle at the end, even before you consider how bad him and the rest of the Utd defence were for 90 hideous minutes.
But look at itβ¦ just look at itβ¦ itβs fucking wonderful.
Unlike Luke Shaw. https://twitter.com/EUGoalz/status/1312803546417463299?s=20
He would have made it for the Under 11s tackle at the end, even before you consider how bad him and the rest of the Utd defence were for 90 hideous minutes.
But look at itβ¦ just look at itβ¦ itβs fucking wonderful.
Unlike Luke Shaw. https://twitter.com/EUGoalz/status/1312803546417463299?s=20
Soyuncu β LEI β 5.5
Torn a new one by the strength and power of Mark Henry, this was a sobering experience for Leicester.
West Ham and Villa have just scored 14 goals in 3 matches against WOL, LEI & LIV. 3 of the best 4 defences last year.
What even is this season?
Torn a new one by the strength and power of Mark Henry, this was a sobering experience for Leicester.
West Ham and Villa have just scored 14 goals in 3 matches against WOL, LEI & LIV. 3 of the best 4 defences last year.
What even is this season?
Webster β BHA β 4.5
As useful as a lighthouse in a desert, Brighton defended with the might of 300 whiskerless kittens.
If somebody could stop Everton scoring at some point it would be nice.
Next up, Liverpool.
Oh for fuβ¦
As useful as a lighthouse in a desert, Brighton defended with the might of 300 whiskerless kittens.
If somebody could stop Everton scoring at some point it would be nice.
Next up, Liverpool.
Oh for fuβ¦
Rodrigo β MCI β 5.5
Itβs hard to know at this point if Cityβs problems are one of their 28 centre backs, or if they simply havenβt replaced peak Fernandinho from 3 years ago.
Rodrigo was signed to be that replacement. He isnβt. Heβs just a continental breakfast Fabian Delph.
Itβs hard to know at this point if Cityβs problems are one of their 28 centre backs, or if they simply havenβt replaced peak Fernandinho from 3 years ago.
Rodrigo was signed to be that replacement. He isnβt. Heβs just a continental breakfast Fabian Delph.
Pogba β MUN β 8.0
At this point, Pogs may as well just set up the same fucking deckchair heβs lounging about in on the pitch right here. Utdβs problems run neck deep, but Ole still picks the team and picking Pogba for all four horrific matches has been cowardly management.
At this point, Pogs may as well just set up the same fucking deckchair heβs lounging about in on the pitch right here. Utdβs problems run neck deep, but Ole still picks the team and picking Pogba for all four horrific matches has been cowardly management.
His performances have lacked class, they have lacked bite⦠but above all they have lacked fucking effort.
He should be fined and made to train with the reserves, let alone keep his place whilst others play better in the cup. Right now he is honestly not fit to wear the shirt.
He should be fined and made to train with the reserves, let alone keep his place whilst others play better in the cup. Right now he is honestly not fit to wear the shirt.
Keita β LIV β 5.4
Dragged early in every match, he didnβt even make it past the first half after yet another car crash of a performance. Keita has created just a single chance in 4 matches despite playing as the most advanced player in a middle three. What is the point of him?
Dragged early in every match, he didnβt even make it past the first half after yet another car crash of a performance. Keita has created just a single chance in 4 matches despite playing as the most advanced player in a middle three. What is the point of him?
Townsend β CRY β 6.1 (seriously, heβs risen?)
Offering less than a Pet Rock, Townsend sauntered around the pitch like a lost Boy Band member.
He did absolutely nothing to help his team at either end of the pitch.
One to forget Andros. Much like your England career.
Offering less than a Pet Rock, Townsend sauntered around the pitch like a lost Boy Band member.
He did absolutely nothing to help his team at either end of the pitch.
One to forget Andros. Much like your England career.
Werner β CHE β 9.3 heading to 4.5
Chelsea have scored 10 goals in 4 matches and Werner has got none of them. He didnβt even get close this time, heβs becoming more peripheral by the match. Lamps appears to be keeping him on like a prize you give a 50m mascot.
State of this.
Chelsea have scored 10 goals in 4 matches and Werner has got none of them. He didnβt even get close this time, heβs becoming more peripheral by the match. Lamps appears to be keeping him on like a prize you give a 50m mascot.
State of this.
Jimenez β WOL β 8.6
Proof that even a Mexican Metronome breaks from time to time. This is back to back filth now from Jimenez.
Him and a deeply ponderous Podence wandered the pitch like pilgrims who have just discovered God is a lie.
Much like this fucking season.
HM Out.
Proof that even a Mexican Metronome breaks from time to time. This is back to back filth now from Jimenez.
Him and a deeply ponderous Podence wandered the pitch like pilgrims who have just discovered God is a lie.
Much like this fucking season.
HM Out.
