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STORY TIME this is gonna be partially weird so buckle in
I, folks, am trying out Bumble, right. But OBVIOUSLY it's under a false name with photos of me where my face is partially hidden and absolutely no links to my social media or any other identifiers. I only tell people my
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I, folks, am trying out Bumble, right. But OBVIOUSLY it's under a false name with photos of me where my face is partially hidden and absolutely no links to my social media or any other identifiers. I only tell people my
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name when we exchange numbers/Insta handles.
So there's this random dude i matched with when i first tried out the dating mode, back when i didn't know how to unmatch. This dude tried doing the mental manipulation thing w/ me k oh i am sad lonely depressed, wanna be friends?
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So there's this random dude i matched with when i first tried out the dating mode, back when i didn't know how to unmatch. This dude tried doing the mental manipulation thing w/ me k oh i am sad lonely depressed, wanna be friends?
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I kept said dude at a distance. Barely talked to him and only sent one word replies so he'd get the hint and disappear, and his chat go buried under the others so i forgot about him.
Yesterday, this dude, asks me about @usmantm Midnight Doorways (pls don't hate me rn) &
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Yesterday, this dude, asks me about @usmantm Midnight Doorways (pls don't hate me rn) &
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whether i designed the cover & how can he preorder it. OBVIOUSLY by instinct i tell him where to preorder it ( https://www.usmanmalik.org/ in case you're wondering and you haven't) and it only occurs to me later that wait... i haven't told this guy what I do have it?
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I scroll through our chat to see that yes indeed, I never mentioned what I did to this guy let alone my projects... now obviously the most logical reason is he is either mutuals with someone i know and recognised me or he took screenshots of my photos and did a
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reverse google search cause you know im kind of famous... clearly...
yeah, don't worry i'm fine BUT HEY IF THIS RANDO WANTS THE BOOK THEN YOU, YES YOU MY BEAUTIFUL TWITTER FRIEND, YOU SHOULD ABSOLUTELY HAVE THIS BOOK
Preorder Midnight Doorways -> https://usmanmalik.org/
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yeah, don't worry i'm fine BUT HEY IF THIS RANDO WANTS THE BOOK THEN YOU, YES YOU MY BEAUTIFUL TWITTER FRIEND, YOU SHOULD ABSOLUTELY HAVE THIS BOOK
Preorder Midnight Doorways -> https://usmanmalik.org/
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is this the publicity stunt I or anyone in the team wanted? Is this the story we wanted to tell? hell no. But i take this as a sign that i was destined to guide people to preorder this book and i will live up to those expectations or be damned or both idk let's see
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also yeah #midnightdoorways coming in Feb yes i say this as i'm setting the book so don't argue with me preorder the book