Kim rachel/jinbom's hilarious stage act on jp tour: a thread

I know jinu dislikes crossdressing so we're glad they didn't make him do that again, but let's appreciate his hard work back then

There are only fancams and i can't find subs anywhere so i'll try to trans what i can. Couldn't catch some words since the audio is pretty noisy and my vocab is limited but hopefully it will still be enjoyable. Pls feel free to correct/add stuff! Video credit to HaitSal on yt.

(After the performance)
Mino: "Bom-chan! bom-chan!"
Jinbom: "Yes! (In falsetto)"
Mino: "Long time no see~ (shakes hands) aren't u super cute? so cute!"
Then hoon said the body/outfit(?) is also pretty and wondering about something then the lightings went off and minhoon freezed

Jinbom: (manly voice) "actually, I.. am not bom-chan.
This time too, when I hear that I'll have to crossdress, I was... surprised.
It can't be... It can't be tho...
WHY IS IT ALWAYS JUST ME?!"

"When mino got his cap... I was choosing wigs. (the screen showed the photo evidence lol)
Even tho my mom came to this year's tour too... EVEN THO MY MOM CAME... I'm worried.
TO THINK THAT I HAVE TO CROSSDRESS AGAIN...."

(this was dramatic as heck lmaoo kim actor 2022 pls)

(The lightings went on)
Mino: "Oh? what was that? was it my imagination?"
Jinbom: "I wonder~"
(After that I couldn't catch what hoon said that made mino jawdropped, i'm sorry!)
Hoon: "How was me and mino's cover song performance? Was it cool?"
Audience: "It was cool!!"

Hoon: "Thank you! how about you, bom-chan?"
Jinbom: "Super cool!"
Hoon: "Which one is cooler, me or mino?"
Jinbom: "Ummm... mino!" (wiggles with mino)
Hoon: (deVAsTatEd) "congrats then, mino!"
(the lightings went off again)

Jinbom: "I want to do cool things too... I WANT TO DO COOL THINGS TOO!!
(dances good boy with mino's cap)
I want it too...
But actually there's something even sadder...
Do you know?
You don't?
How I look right now,
how I look right now...
...I don't hate it "

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conclusion: kim actor 2022. i'm consistent