finn the human is like one of the straightest characters in media. like aggressively straight

and yall might come in here and wanna be like “buhh what about mordecai,” but no okay. there’s room in the canon for mordecai to be fluid. that mf went to art school. finn is straight period

its not detrimental, its just a fact. like season 1 finn woulda been the type to go “no homo” all the time, but season 10 finn would be all “love is love man. im an ally :)” but that’s IT

he very literally HAS a no homo moment in like one of the first few episodes

and even if he was, the show gives him like no options. jake’s his brother, and also a dog, so. no. who else, tiffany?? fern?? thats selfcest

anyway finn is straight. good night