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Just gonna do a thread if Paul Rudd, Adam Driver and I were in a throuple.
aka: my two daddies
aka: my two daddies
Me to Paul: Babe, did you bring *another* dog home?
Adam, walking in ten seconds later behind him
Adam, walking in ten seconds later behind him
Me: Guys it's time to get up
Paul:
Adam:
Me: Okay, fine
Paul:
Adam:
Me: Okay, fine
Me: Babe, are you hurt?
Paul: It's nothing, we almost had him
Adam: we found a cute feral kitten in the alley behind the gym. we'll try again tomorrow.
Paul: I'll get the Fancy Feast on my way home from work
Paul: It's nothing, we almost had him
Adam: we found a cute feral kitten in the alley behind the gym. we'll try again tomorrow.
Paul: I'll get the Fancy Feast on my way home from work
Me: Why are you both looking at me like that?
Paul:
Adam:
Me: 𝑶𝒉
Paul:
Adam:
Me: 𝑶𝒉
Paul:
Me: Just let him have this
Adam: fine but after Free Bird I get to pick the song
Me: Just let him have this
Adam: fine but after Free Bird I get to pick the song
Paul:
Me: Paul you got glasses they look so cute
Adam:
Me:
Me: Paul you got glasses they look so cute
Adam:
Me:
Me: What do you guys think of this new lingerie I got?
Paul:
Adam:
Paul:
Adam:
Me: Where did Adam go?
Paul: He’s fine
Adam:
Me: You were supposed to be watching him!
Paul: He’s fine
Adam:
Me: You were supposed to be watching him!
