the scariest scenario is that trump decides to change his look & rolls with being bald & stops doing the spray tan thing.. imagine if he just came out of the hospital looking like he actually should at his age? that would be some horror movie shit, get ready for genocide
i mean, not like weak & old but with the swagger of a man actually confident in himself.. would be scary as shit
he might actually instantly lose his base tho cause its the insecurities they love.. they see themselves..
imagine being part of a movement whose main signifier, the MAGA hat, became a thing because the leader was afraid that his bizarre disgusting hairstyle would blow in the wind & expose his surgery disfigured scalp?
of course because these are fundamentally ridiculous people they chose golf hats, the worst looking fit of all sports caps.. there has never been a MAGA hat that was shaped right or fit well. you have to accept that what you are putting on your head looks ridiculous..
& by putting on that hat you and the leaders insecurities are one. he understands you on a level nobody else does.. you share an unspoken intimate hatred of yourself.. but really what it is, he doesnt like when his hair blows in the wind & realized you are dumb enough to buy hats
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