This meme but I make up a false fact about myself for every like
1. I met Vin Diesel at a fast and furious movie premiere (I think the third one) and he complimented my pants
2. I’m double jointed
3. I hate driving on freeways it makes me nervous so I stay on surface streets
4. When I was 13 I won $1000 dollars in a jazz competition for playing the saxophone. I had a pinstriped fedora. The photos are hilarious
5. I’ve applied to be a contestant on survivor 6 times
6. I took a cartography class through the community center in middle school and made maps for my complicated the hunger games fanfiction arenas
7. I only ever think in English
8. I have appeared on the Oprah show
9. I have never once lost a game of Texas Hold Em, for which I am notorious in my hometown
10. I was born on the blood moon and as a result have supernatural powers! I will not be elaborating on these powers thanks for understanding
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