Me: We're going to have to discard these cool ideas in favour of more thematically-appropriate ones for this series.

Muse: That's okay, we can use them in another series.

Me: Yeah, well, let's get to—

Muse: *plonks down story idea*

Me: And what is this?

Muse: *smooshes together other ideas* Oh, don't mind me.

Me: Hey, we have to focus on—

Muse: *bakes new ideas* You said something?

Me: What are you doing?

Muse: *clears throat*

Me: Hey, you listening?

Muse: In a realm of men and beasts, one man's desire for vengeance becomes an epic quest to save humanity from an unholy fusion of men and monsters!

Me: Sigh.

#PulpRev