Two weeks ago I came home after a day of showings at the house to find a taxidermied dead bluebird delicately placed in the fireplace with the chimney door left open. This was not a coincidence. Chuck Grassley tweeted about it.
My nickname is Dove, doves are pigeons. Homing pigeons find lost things.

Deer are not birds. There is no reason to conflate the two. Deer is a trigger word. DOE.

I was subjected to project Bluebird. Timing. Harvest moon. No coincidences.
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