welcome to

ari descends into pjo-madness yet again, is anyone still surprised?

heads up for trials of apollo/the hidden oracle spoilers, and feel free to mute me (bc i am annoying and have no shame about it)

i’ve actually read the first chapter of this book about 3 separate times now so... i’m skipping it LMAO

oh, to beat up two white boys with bags of garbage,

the fact that apollo keeps using the word “thugs”

“ Zeus did not answer. He was probably too busy recording my humiliation to share on Snapchat.”

HELLO???:);)/$:

“I decided Meg must be a feral demigod.”

HEHDJS OKAY LESTER

me: i’m gonna read a whole book!

me, an hour later, sobbing: i’m g onna read a wwhole b ook,

"Instead, the young man swung open the apartment door and said, 'Why?'"

JDSKNFS THATS MY SASSY LITTLE SON OF POSEIDON

"If I didn't know how much Percy Jackson adored me, I would have sworn he was about to punch me in my already-broken nose."

the way that i would die for percy

"'Sacred Sibyl!' I cried. 'Madam, there is something wrong with your midsection!'"

IM SCREAMFSDIJKNS APOLLO NEVER SEEN A PREGNANT WOMAN? EVER??

"Actually, I was thinking about the last time I had a nosebleed."

TRAUMA PERCY TRAUMA PERCY TRAUMA PERCY

"I would hear a song on Spotify and think, Oh, that's new! Then I'd realize it was Mozart's Piano Concerto no. 20 in D Minor from two hundred years ago."

yall have no idea how loud this made me SNORT

"I couldn't quite remember what Percy Jackson was talking about ... But I suppose he and his friends had undergone a few minor hardships."

eye. twitching.

damn am i gonna quote something from every single page

yes

"Annabeth. She's the blonde scary one?"

"Thats her."

[cries in percabeth]

listen i KNOW this series is technically apollo-centric but...

♡ percy ♡

me during every single scene:

i wonder what ♡ percy ♡ is doing

"Only two mortals ever had broken my heart."

WELL LETS GET TO CRACKIN ON NUMBER THREE OH BUDDY OLE PAL O MINE IM READY TO SEE U IN PAIN!

"A Catch-88."
"It's a Catch-22."
"No, this is a Catch-88, which is four times as bad."

why is uncle rick so funny djnsk

apollo's inner-monologue is actually hysterical to me, i keep having to put my head down and just Chuckle every few lines bc hes so ridiculous sjgkns

popcorn break!

ok were back in business esketit chapter 9

vibrating for the moment apollo has to meet will solace as a teenaged boy

"you're not sorry yet, but you will be."

thats very sexy and villainous of this unidentified man to say

WILL WILL WILL

wheres nico wheres nico wheres nico wheres nico wheres nico wheres nico whe-

NICOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"I apologize for my boyfriend."

AAAAAAASDJKGSDNJSKDBASN JKRGNSV OIJKNSDV WUKJBVNWUSOIVN EUIJUVNJSOIUSNV OWIUVNWOICNS UIVBSNVMSNUVDIOBVWNOUS

SIGNIFICANT ANNOYANNNNCEE

nico doesnt wanna be called boyfriend............ nico gender?

"Will looked at Nico. 'Will you be my buddy?'"

[unintelligible sobbing]

"'I see the Hermes cabin have been watching Rocky Horror Picture Show again.'"

you heard it here first folks, chiron-approved: all hermes kids are lgbtq+

What Is Meg

soooooo when does leo come back

@rickriordan dont think ive forgiven you for making me believe, even for a split second, that you just launched my baby into the SUN

what if i just... read the hidden oracle during class

i hate zoom university grad school. the fact that there are only 5 other people in my class means i cant stealth mode and turn off my camera to read about demigod children :(

“Nico smiled thinly. ‘I have a note from my doctor.’

Will raised his hand. ‘I’m his doctor.’”

SCCRCRCECECECECEEEAAAAAMMMMMGMGNFNFNFKFJFUHDYXHDJWJXBMSHJDNDJXHDJSHZJXHZH

“‘What about the ones who went on that quest with the boat?’

Will and Nico exchanged a look that might have meant, Here we go.”

I LIVE IN FUCKING F E A R

not me Immediately putting the book down after reading that line dhfbdjdn

if i simply don’t read it, then whatever happened to everyone after blood of olympus can’t hurt me

“Nico‘s expression tightened with annoyance. ‘well, Leo isn’t here. He died. Then he came back to life. And if I see him again, I’ll kill him.’”

“Of course, the hologram was only three inches tall, but even in real life Leo was not much more imposing.”

HEHDHS??;);):&:&:& LEAVE HIM ALONE???

“A boy in the crowd gasped. ‘She’s a communist!’”

IMSCREAMIFNDN

chapter 15. haven’t seen ♡ percy ♡ in a little while. thinking about Him,

so when does [redacted] d word

don’t actually tell me

as a music student, i have NEVER related to something more than this

“Oh, why does college have to happen to perfectly good people?”

MOOOOOOOOOOD

“We became part of the music, communicating on a level only gods and musicians will ever understand.”

the way my heart squeezed

“‘I swear upon the River Styx – until I am a god again, I will not use a bow or a musical instrument!’”

APOLLO YOU FUCKING IDIOT

i smell foreshadowing here

are.... did the maze take them to.....

THE MAZE JFDHNJS I MEANT THE LABYRINTH DJF smh i blame the maze runner

oh shit sdjhbjn apollo boutta die

meg knows whoever that is......... dad?? stepdad?????

ALL THE ORACLES???

tw // body horror ? gore ??

WHY DO PAOLO'S LIMBS KEEP GETTING DETACHED??????

im saying it now so that when im right later i have proof

malcolm bad

rachel elizabeth dare!

.....yo what the heck happened to little miss RED

"Romans gonna hate"

SDFSDGFDGF

"Wait. I'm mortal. Murder would kill me. Nevermind."

SHJDK I HATE HIM SO MUCH LMAOMSJKZ

...bruh...,,...,, were rachel and apollo doing the do??? why is she acting like a bitter ex gf rn

they definitely were

not even gonna begin to try and unpack that one

"Billie Ng was a wisp of a girl. She compensated for her diminutive stature with the fashion sense of a K-Pop idol."

rick? shut the fuck up?

missing ♡ percy ♡ again

soldier ants..... mmmmmmm no :)

i’m SCREAMING at apollo singing “sweet caroline” to ?? annoy the ants to death JDBCJSNDN

“The Dah! Dah! Dah! did the trick. Blinded by disgust and rage, the ant charged.”

HELLO??? THIS IS SO FUNNYJRBFJSNS

omg the giant ants took meg :(

apollo is giving percy a run for his money for the title of Himbo Supreme

also i keep trying to call apollo achilles???

damn apollo bi as HELL

i broke the thread oops

apollo in his feelings in the ant cave ♡

“‘BACK, FOUL ANTS!’ I yelled. ‘BRASIL!’”

GDHDH??:);):&:&/ OKAY

........so apollo just rapped to a pregnant queen ant and promptly got adopted by her.

i—

uncle rick are you on drugs

the fact that i am reading a realization of the emperor nero in this fucking percy jackson universe book right now..... i am reeling

y’all said this series was darker than the others but i’m starting to realize that it’s actually gonna be......................

“His chin was so weak, I was tempted to create a GoFundMe campaign to buy him a better jaw.”

APOLLO WITH THE SEARING BURN DJFBJENFJS GODDAMN

MEG NOOOOO I CANT BELIEVE YOUVE DONE THISSSSSSSSS

oh shit nero ISNT the beast???? oh fuck then who is THAT

IMAGINE HAVING THE ROMAN EMPEROR N E R O AS YOUR FUCKING STEPDAD OH MY GODS

i didn’t even realize i typed “oh my gods”

being a pjo stan really runs deep huh

at least nero was right about the christians

once again: apollo is so stupid

peaches to the rescue

JDHSJJS apollo said wait a minute.... what if we BOTH have daddy issues

no offense but is dodona cabeswater or

hm. i think i would die for cecil markowitz. yeah

not this little entourage about to perform for the queen ant AGAIN

bonus ants

i’m sleepy but i’m ALMOST FINISHED

“Wasn’t it the weekend yet? Where was Percy Jackson?”

MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY DJDBSJSN

omg i really like the talking shakespeare arrow

“The weekend was here. Percy Jackson had arrived.”

AAAAAAAAAASSSLDKFKSKXJDJCJDHCJDJCJSNDNENDNDNCJEBFJWNCJENKXNWKDJEKFNEIXNEKCJEIDJCJENCJNEJCNDICJE ♡ percy ♡ AKNSJXBDJCBSJCNDJCBDBCBDBXNDXJJDXUHXJXJDJCIDJXOJDKXKDKCNDN

[cue me giggling like a maniac]

YAATYYYY PERCY SAVE THE DAY YET AGAIN U GOT IT BABY

“‘METHINKS THOU HAST BLOWN IT.’”

??6;)27:$3! I LOVE IT HERE

“‘Where is that flying boy, Jason Grace?’”
“‘We’re fresh out of flying boys.’”

i am YELLING

oh, to receive a grandiose Pep Talk from ♡ percy jackson ♡ and miss rachel elizabeth dare,

[inhale]

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[exhale]

[inhale]

LEO VALDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[CLOSE.]

KSHFJSJSW NICO SAID YALL GOTTA GET IN LINE I HAVE WORDS FOR VALDEZ

JSBCJSBCJSNCKSN
I FUCKING FORGOT I FORGOT I FUCKING FORGOT ABOUT THIS DJFBDJD I FORGOT OH MY GOD

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHDBDHCBJXNSJCBSNZ

PERCY AND CALYPSO—

THE WAY IM FUCKING WHEEZING RN

“I hadn’t witnessed such a tense greeting since Patroclus met Achilles’s war prize, Briseis.”

i’m literally SHRIVELING AWAYYYYYYYYYYY AT THIS PERCY / LEO / CALYPSO DYNAMIC RN FHDBCHDBXJS PLEASE SOMEONE GET ANNABETH

OH FUCKING HELL PERCY DOESNT EVEN KNOW??????????????

[rest]

i missed festus so much

i finished

GOD i fucking missed leo VALDEZ

starting book two tomorrow