kick-ass characters and what hogwarts houses i’d think they belong in because i’m bored:

dave lizewski - hufflepuff.
he’s a giant softy, so kindhearted and loyal. he would definitely be in huffpuff

todd haynes - slytherin.
if you’ve watched the film you’ll agree he’s...ambitious and will wait for what he wants

marty eisenberg - ravenclaw.
no explanation needed tbh

red mist - slytherin/ ravenclaw
this little ass is so sneaky and cunning, but really smart to be able to pull it off- so i can’t decide

hit girl- slytherin.
she’s literally so determined, dedicated and devoted. like she works so hard for everything and always tries her best. never gives up, she definitely slytherin.

big daddy - gryffindor.
absolute badass, so brave and courageous. a definite gryffindor.

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