memorable quotes from the kapehan vc
"i shaded that ass" - djynx, 2020
"writing smut in comic sans is a power move." - maria, 2020
"make god cum" - maria, 2020
"shut the fuck up. everybody just shut the fuck up." - everyone, actually, at some point
gio, after seeing snake lady sex: "i can confirm"
follow up to above tweet: "HAVE YOU FUCKED A SNAKE, GIO????"
"explicit handholding"
"good night. use protection when hand holding."
"good night. use protection when hand holding."
*blown out screaming, earphones explode, as we are all collectivrly edged*
"my pussy is dry." - wax, 2020
"just like pokemon, lesbians have 17 different types. the denim lesbian. the leather jacket lesbian. the plaid lesbian--" - wax, 2020
"wait. i'm a necro-rebound?
" - tina, 2020

"we are speedrunning lesbians"
"if it gets horny, kalibugan ng buwan." - benedict, while everyone is talking about dating a moon-eating mythical creature
the energy rn:
gio with his canadian internet: i would suck a dick so u guys can have better internet
the filipinos:
the filipinos:
"liyo it's pretty obvious now that you're a brat."
liyo: thank youuu
i knowww :3
liyo: thank youuu


"there is no work. there is no sleep. there is only bene."