memorable quotes from the kapehan vc
"i shaded that ass" - djynx, 2020
"writing smut in comic sans is a power move." - maria, 2020
"make god cum" - maria, 2020
"shut the fuck up. everybody just shut the fuck up." - everyone, actually, at some point
gio, after seeing snake lady sex: "i can confirm"
follow up to above tweet: "HAVE YOU FUCKED A SNAKE, GIO????"
"explicit handholding"
"good night. use protection when hand holding."
*blown out screaming, earphones explode, as we are all collectivrly edged*
"my pussy is dry." - wax, 2020
"just like pokemon, lesbians have 17 different types. the denim lesbian. the leather jacket lesbian. the plaid lesbian--" - wax, 2020
"wait. i'm a necro-rebound? 🥺" - tina, 2020
"we are speedrunning lesbians"
"if it gets horny, kalibugan ng buwan." - benedict, while everyone is talking about dating a moon-eating mythical creature
the energy rn:
gio with his canadian internet: i would suck a dick so u guys can have better internet

the filipinos:
"liyo it's pretty obvious now that you're a brat."

liyo: thank youuu ❤️✨ i knowww :3
benedict: *sharing the time he had short hair*

everybody else: it's free (meme) real estate
THE WAY WE ALL SHARE THE SAME BRAIN CELL, BUT ESPECIALLY NORIZ AND DJYNX
"there is no work. there is no sleep. there is only bene."
kahit sa pag stuff ng yum burger sa bra, same frequency
like 80% of this just noriz
i look away for FIVE MINUTES
https://twitter.com/huhsmile/status/1318516786384416770?s=19
tina: bene, did u have a guitar phase
benedict: *shows old pic of him with a guitar*
also benedict:
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