a thread of every compliment leslie knope gave ann perkins.
“Ann, you beautiful, naive, sophisticated newborn baby.”
“Oh Ann, I always forget because you’re so pretty you’re not used to rejection.”
“Ann, you’re such a good friend. You are a beautiful, talented, brilliant, powerful musk ox.”
Ann, you know that I fully support any woman’s decision, especially a beautiful unicorn nurse like yourself, in creating the family that she wants. But you are so brilliant and kind and stupid hot, you’re definitely going to find a wonderful guy who loves you and respects you.”
“Ann, you beautiful, sassy, mannequin-come-to-life.”
“It is the most beautiful object I’ve ever seen. It is like the Ann Perkins of dresses. It is amazing.”
“Ann, you cunning, pliable, chestnut-haired sunfish.”
“He’s so beautiful! And you’re so beautiful. I mean, you’re always beautiful, but right now you’re the most beautiful, glowing, sun goddess ever.”
“Ann, you tricky bastard.”
“You coy bastard.”
“Ann, you devious bastard.”
“Oh ann, you beautiful rule breaking moth.”
“Oh Ann, you beautiful tropical fish.”
“Ann, you’re beautiful and you’re organised.”
“Oh ann, you’re to beautiful to be funny. It’s not your fault.”
“Oh god Ann, you’re so beautiful. Beautiful Ann.”
“Oh Ann, you’re so sweet and innocent and pretty.”
“Ann Perkins, you perfect sunflower.”
“Anns my doctor, and she’s the most beautiful nurse in the world.”
“You have all the strengths!”
“Ann, you’re a genius! Your brain is almost as perfect as your face!”
“Sweet and beautiful Ann has never been dumped before.”
“Ann is the greatest human being ever invented.”
“Ann, you poetic, nobel land mermaid.”
“Ann you opalescent tree shark.”
“Ann you rainbow infused space unicorns.”
“You always look beautiful.”
“Ann you beautiful spinster.”
“Ann, you tricky minx!”
“Shut you’re beautiful pie hole.”
“I love you guys and Ann specifically.”
“You’re thoughtful and you’re brilliant.”
“Beautiful Ann, thank you for coming to get me.”

“The smartest most accomplished woman I know. And check out that bod!”
“Hi, i love you, and i miss you and your beautiful face and your beautiful voice.”
no one does compliments like leslie knope <33
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