Is... is there anyone who actually LIKES olives? Are we sure those people exist? Who keeps buying olives to consume? I demand you reveal yourselves.
I’m still not convinced all of you supposed olive lovers are real? I think you may be robots or vampires or something else similar but idk
Now that my post about olives has weirdly gone viral... I have a YA fantasy novel coming out next year. It’s got a teen wizard, a pug, a murder mystery and a mummy. Follow me for more on that and also my other books thnx
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Everyone is asking for my Goodreads page, so here it is! I just made it. Check it out and put me on your to-read list: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/55566682-friday-nightmares?ac=1&from_search=true&qid=izoHNor9Yc&rank=2