I’ve had this TV since May and still haven’t watched my Exordium DVD on it... time to fix that, pinkmyeon here I come

so fucking dramatic... love them with all my being

junmyeon has two superpowers because his eyebrows count as one too

i just love this long dramatic intro so much you instantly know you’re not dealing with just any group.... watching this concert was what took me from “they’re clearly very talented and i have a disgusting crush on the suho guy ” to “i love this group they are EVERYTHING”

sigh there is no one else like them

mama is an incredible song i can’t believe some people dislike it it’s easily one of my favourites

junmyeon’s eyebrows own the stage i see

i’m upset

how did i forget about the baekhyun thing

i can’t stand him only he can destroy me in literally two seconds

i was going to say something but i’m trying to say less... nsfw things... the suffering

he was allowed to just... wear that... and have that hair... and... get your hand away from your belt i am a very weak person

even these two photos look like two pinkmyeons going “we’re really getting away with this” to each other

and jd vaguely resigned to the pinkmyeons’ nonsense at this point

the ISSUES i had because of that outfit watching this for the first time and that was before i knew he was going to be grinding on a cane in it i continue to have issues i think this is completely unfair to me and my dwindling sanity

he was really just... allowed. to look like that.

i am pausing a lot but that’s bc i can’t believe it’s possible for this to be so much more awful than I remembered... and bc i need time to deal with everything

things are about to get so much worse for me

yixing so pretty too you know he is if it’s registering that he even exists when pinkmyeon is just out of shot

jm stop grabbing your belt i need to retain like, one braincell

i am sick of him and his neck i actually said something at my tv but icr if it was “why” or “really” because he’s still being a pink menace all over the screen

this is such an incredible vocal performance and this pink bastard keeps taking my brain elsewhere

well this time i know i yelled “are you SERIOUS” at my tv he’s so cocky too i can’t stand him he knows what he’s doing

i have to stop livetweeting or i’ll never finish this but i keep finding myself in a position where i just have to share my outrage

he’s such a BASTARD I’m not pausing to share anymore I’m just going to die here

it HATE HIM

BASTARD

that was me livetweeting playboy

anyway i’ll just share this bc neck and jawline and collarbone and i don’t know how he’s allowed, or real actually

BASTARD!!! BASTARDLY BASTARD

me @ that vcr every time “i love you but STOP DRAGGING ME AWAY FROM JUNMYEON” i hate it here

cy i SWEAR

all this time i didn’t realise they did the tickling thing on this dvd bc of how it’s edited but he’s definitely holding the tiny gorgeous man by force so bbh can tickle him what’s wrong with them

apologies for the quality

sigh this is sickening they’re not allowed to be this cute

junmyeon is. he’s so. who allowed him i’m in love with him

i’m smiling so wide just because he’s like. talking. i hate this i am a grown woman

his pretty cheeks :((((((

that hair was so GOOD

not him preparing for the fucking shower joke

monodrama

junmyeon i will eat your hair

actually i might as well eat the entire junmyeon

he looks so fluffy but also stupidly sexy and i hate my life

why so much neck and unnecessary hip rolls i am fragile

ARE YOU SERIOUS WHO HAS A JAWLINE LIKE THAT

the neck and the mole on his neck and bye

why... why does he keep doing things with his hips i’m upset

how do i manage to still watch him when he’s all the way in the back that internal suho focus is real

there are two very attractive very wet men on the screen and my brain is still just pinkmyeon-flavoured soup HE’S NOT EVEN ONSTAGE i hate it here

oh gosh his voice......

why is he so. i hate being this weak

chanyeol is such a sweet baby sometimes i just want to squish him so hard

i... what just happened here

th... the... the veins.......

and the muscle and the... he... i can’t do this

right... disc 2 tomorrow i guess because i got distracted and it’s close to midnight i have to be up at a reasonable hour so sadly no more pinkmyeon frying my brain

i watched the vcr last night already and all i have to say about it is “SUYEOL” anyway

why did baek greet me by grabbing himself what’s wrong with these men why do they want me to be in pain

now is it safe to eat an ice cream when junmyeon is on the screen sfdgdhd

i hate him and his eyebrows

listen i’m just trying to relieve my suffering https://twitter.com/sobsinbunnyzen/status/1313208904642367507

and now my mouth is empty again... you can finish the rest of that thought process i’m in enough pain

NOOOO they’re about to get wet aren’t they

. WHY ARE THEY WET

i hate my life

my life is a JOKE to that man (bonus jongdae hi)

his back is no better

i hate my life

isn’t this the ment where he was like “oh i’d like to change here~ but i can’t~”, lifted his shirt up a little bit and just left to the sound of thousands of people dying?

he’s so sexy i’m so upset i just don’t think it’s fair

STOP THIS WTF

and who has veins like that. why. what is this man’s purpose in life and why is it to cause me pain

YES IT IS and he did it like four times in a row he is SICK https://twitter.com/sobsinbunnyzen/status/1313215654896504832

noooo help i forgot that he. had that denim shirt later... you know... THE ONE WITH ALL THE COLLARBONE

i just can’t catch a break