I tell you what, I know everyone gets pumped for Florida week but Georgia week was always the biggest one for me post-Spurrier. The reason is simple: Georgia is the ABSOLUTE WORST. Their program has, and I can’t stress this enough, NO redeeming qualities. Settle in for some hate.
Georgia has the arrogance of a dominant program without the championships. They have the arrogance of a team that wins big games when they consistently wet the bed. They can talk all they want - but they lost to Butch Jones. Twice.
There’s no good way to get to Athens. You can battle Atlanta traffic (literally my definition of hell) or drive through the “I hear banjo music” mountains. As a road trip, it sucks. Big. Time.
Their frat bros are the frat-est of all frat bros. They mercilessly taunted a 10 year old me that had a stomach bug. They surrounded our vehicle, driven by my grandfather, after one game and tried to flip it simply because it had TN tags. Elder & child abuse. Classless clowns.
And, of course, they emulate their inbred mascot (that literally cannot breathe in the godforsaken Georgia heat without an air conditioned house) by barking endlessly at anything and everyone.
Their stadium is a giant eyesore with only prickly hedges as a definitive marker. Creative, y’all.
Florida at least wins something every now and then. Alabama deserves to be arrogant. Georgia? Georgia? They got nothing.
Me every time I go to a Georgia game.
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