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Who decided to introduce force speed in Phantom Menace? Did they ever work again?

Hair and makeup really were not afraid to take risks.

Sometimes they paid off.

Why did I agree to watch Jar Jar Binks again

Otoh Gunga was 100% the inspiration for that one Jak and Daxter level

I’m forcing my unspoiled best friend to watch all of the movies in chronological order. Matt considers this abuse on my part.

“Oh good, a PowerPoint transition.”

How do I tell her they do not go away

WHY IS EVERYONE* ATTRACTED TO DARTH MAUL

*my husband and best friend (and also all of tiktok)

My husband would like to clarify he just thinks he’s very cool

“One day I will bone that child.” -Queen Padmé Amidala

Friend can understand whateverJar Jar Binks says, which means she’s already a better Star Wars fan than I am

FRIEND PREFERS JAR JAR TO QUI GON ABORT THE MISSION

I can say with 100% sincerity that I think I would enjoy this movie if not for Jar Jar Binks

Dropping real fresh takes over here, I know.

Should I buy a poncho

FLITWICK

The race is the most boring part of the movie and yet it’s the only thing I remember.

What happens next? I couldn’t tell you. Maybe Darth Maul shows up again—probably on Naboo?

Wait wait wait

Are we actually supposed to believe that Anakin doesn’t have a father?!

Is he supposed to be Jesus gone wrong?!?!

HOW DID I MISS THIS?!?!?!

Confession: I did not know until this very moment that pod race planet is Tatooine

I’m so sorry

I take back what I said about Jar Jar being the biggest problem with this movie because the decision to use a child actor for Anakin and an adult actress for Padmé when THEY KNEW WHAT WAS COMING is indefensible

The light left my husband’s eyes when he remembered they replaced pupper Yoda with CGI

PADMÉ’S LOOKS DO

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I meant to say “puppet Yoda”

“Pupper Yoda” would be a vast improvement

“He could have been better, if only they did not make him as he is.” - @agrogers1710, confirmed Jar Jar sympathizer

Costuming, location scouts, and set design are carrying this film

This should have been my first tweet but please mute this thread if you have not already.

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