PAEDIATRICS!!

After my ordeal with Neurosurgery, I started thinking of a new specialty to keep in mind.

I've always loved kids. In fact I even did father Christmas one time in secondary school.

So I decided it was PAEDIATRICS!

Wait fest, na thread

The fundamental problem was that I spent most of my growing up watching a lot of Pampers advertisement videos. So i thought yeah.. I love kids.. they are so cute.

In my mind i thought when I enter paediatrics I'd be seeing kids like this:

But bro

Some would be so tiny, they no go even get shadow. Their body go soft like agege bread.

With my big hand wey i use carry 14 blocks yesterday, where I wan palpate for this one body wey no go break like this

My first day at emergency, every where na cry (wen, wen, wien).
No breathing space
That night even my phone's ring tone had to change

And their calls are soooo long omg

I remember one call I did in SCBU. I spent so much time that when I was going, the babies began to follow me. I had spent so much time with them, that they thought I was their father.
One even ask me for breast

Wahala for who do paediatrics o