shiro being keith’s wingman a thread

#Keithtober2020 #broganes

keith: *puts on his jacket*

shiro: such grace, such fluidity, anyone, ANYONE *stares at lance* would be so lucky to date him

keith: *gets the food out of his teeth after struggling for five minutes*

shiro: now that is a talent few possesses, didn’t even use a toothpick. lance do you use toothpicks?

lance: ...um yes?

shiro: keith doesn’t. look. look keith doesn’t—lance come here, he doesn’t use—

shiro: so lance

lance:

shiro:

lance: yes..?

shiro: you like efficiency?

lance: i guess..

shiro: great, cuz i know a guy who uses 2-in-1 shampoo, maximum efficiency

keith: you have to stop, you’re making a fool out of your AND myself!

shiro: okay, okay

lance: *walks by*

shiro, loudly: KEITH YOU DID HOW MANY PUSH-UPS TODAY? FOUR HUNDRED? WOW. WOW ISN’T THAT IMPRESSIVE? LANCE DON’T YOU THINK IT’S IMPRESSIVE