my opinions on zodiac signs + hogwarts house i associate you with

a thread!!
aries
- gryffindor
- a bit intimidating tbh
- yall r actually really cool and i love talking to you
- YOUR TASTE IN FASHION
- that popular twt moot
- why do yall pretend youre scary when youre the biggest softies
- stop fucking hating yourselves
- talented af
taurus
- hufflepuff
- seriously are there any tauruses
- yall r so tired of stereotypes
- maybe if you let ppl help you,, you dont have to do everything in your own
- REALLY good friends
- you can just let ppl know if they hurt you i swear it isnt that hard
- ilysm honestly
gemini
- slytherin
- drama queens
- yk it isnt necesarry to be THAT attached to dead characters
- yall seem so tired of everything you havent deserved this ily :((
- NOTHING is boring with you
- you brought up so many walls but not everyone wants to hurt you i swear,,
cancer
- hufflepuff
- u seem a bit annoying at first
- actually strong af!!!!
- its unhealthy to tweet your each thought
- yall be like "omg im so tired of horoscopes i dont always cry come on" and then go cry
- SOFTIES no really lemme hide you from all the violence and anger
leo
- slytherin
- i wish i had your confidence
- people may hate u but yall ALWAYS get what you want woah
- rly not THAT selfish
- yall shine like sun for others but you need some warmth and comfort too dont forget about it
- smart af but can pretend to be dumb (honey for what??)
virgo
-ravenclaw
- yall r FUNNY AF teach me joking :(
- most interesting ppl to talk with
- seem to feel nothing but actually just afraid of reaction from others,, pls dont hide ur emotions u wont be hated for this!
- dont like arguments but when it comes to fight yall ALWAYS win
libra
- hufflepuff
- probably the best sign but yall r afraid to admit ithttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đŸ˜Œ" title="Katzengesicht mit ironischem LĂ€cheln" aria-label="Emoji: Katzengesicht mit ironischem LĂ€cheln">
- not everybody hates u stfu?
- so emotional when it comes to justice, just stop torturing yourselves you wont change this fucked world
- emphatic & smart af
- why do yall love coffee
- fucked self-esteem
scorpio
- slytherin
- DARK AESTHETIC
- i hate horoscopes for making yall look like cruel fuckers ur not!!
- how is it going seriously guys im interested? im worried for yall theres so much shit in your lives
- so protective of ppl u care about it hurts
- JUST MARRY ME
sagittarius
- gryffindor
- yall remind me of bloom from winx idk
- u guys love pets sm thats so cute
- i appreciate your urge to give ur life for ppl you love but you need to think about yourselves sometimes!!
- twt moot who joined the app a month ago and already has 1k followers
capricorn
- ravenclaw
- why dont you just relax and make some friends dont be so cold!!
- actually cool guys but why do yall think its necessary to cancel your emotions
- supportive friends
- #1 on stealing your comfort characters& #39; personalities bc youre afraid to be yourselves
aquarius
- gryffindor
- real fuckers but quite talented
- mood changes every second
- yall always have strong opinion on anything and thats good but you should listen to others sometimes
- amazing taste in fashion & music
- you attract people so easily TEACH ME HOW
pisces
-ravenclaw
-u broke yourselves a long time ago maybe its time to fix it,,
-yall have the biggest brains
- the most beautiful sign i have no idea how yall do this
- best at giving advices
- ilysm honestly ur adorable
- good at reading ppl but dont turn it into manipulations
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