WWX tells LWJ how much he enjoys using private twt to talk about his feelings so LWJ makes a Twitter and names it “Private Lan Wangji” except he doesn’t realize you have to put it on private so his entire account is just tweets like “Wei Ying looked pretty today” and WWX sees it
The iconic account in question:
Can you guess the one account LWJ is following?
He has no idea what’s coming…
Meanwhile…
WWX’s priv
He’s NOT happy
WWX has a PSA
He’s really going through it
A very concerned little brother:
// taking a break to do real life stuff…lmk if anyone even wants me to continue this
Yunmeng Trio, assemble!
JC we see you trying to deflect
Say hello to the sapphics
Wen Qing spitting straight facts
//AHH I /really/ wanna keep working on this tonight BUT I have a really important job interview tomorrow that I need to prepare for https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Mattes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Mattes Gesicht"> I promise to update after the interview!! (And potentially before because I’m a huge procrastinator https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😉" title="Zwinkerndes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Zwinkerndes Gesicht">)
Say hello to our sweet sweet Wen Ning
LWJ knows a thing or two about /those/ feelings
I think we all know where this is going…
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔞" title=""Keiner unter 18" Symbol" aria-label="Emoji: "Keiner unter 18" Symbol">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔞" title=""Keiner unter 18" Symbol" aria-label="Emoji: "Keiner unter 18" Symbol">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔞" title=""Keiner unter 18" Symbol" aria-label="Emoji: "Keiner unter 18" Symbol"> yes these are thirst tweets but he’s also such a soft boi, ok
WWX, you good?
// wow has this been an eventful update. Heading to bed now but thank you all so much for the kind comments and support for this au!!! I’m soooo excited to continue posting tomorrow https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">
WWX is NOT messing around
lanwangji.exe has stopped working
LWJ: I guess it’s time to call my emotional support lesbian
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