COVID Update October 3: Updated CDC Guidelines.

I think these may have been lightly edited. And most seem designed for Patient X.

If you get COVID and a contact tracer calls you, don’t forget you can always say you caught it from Hope Hicks. https://twitter.com/realtuckfrumper/status/1312549718824816641

If you have been exposed to people wih COVID, until you feel sick, carry on in close quarters with others. https://twitter.com/rebeccabuck/status/1312222480073928704

Encourage others who follow you to follow your example. Disregard the health of others and heir families for minimal disruption. https://twitter.com/startribune/status/1312203213374803969

“It’s impossible not to get COVID” (from Scott Atlas)— if you spend time in a cramped room doing debate prep for several hours, ride in a helicopter, and have indoor fundraisers & don’t wear a mask.

For others, not as hard.

If you get sick, remember, like all Americans, that Walter Reed Medical Center is available to provide you the best possible care.

Miracle cures are coming “from God.” It is unclear what all those scientists are doing.

If you’re going to walk around the hospital, please remember to close your robe in the back. (This came in as an anonymous complaint from Walter Reed).

GOP Senate Choir meets tomorrow at 8 am in he basement. See you there. Attendance is mandatory. /end