I really need to talk. But I can’t say what I want to say so I’m just gonna tell you stuff that happened in my childhood.

Once me and Dad killed 40 rats with a shovel and a baseball bat. Most fun I’ve ever had.

My elementary school was part of the college and their mascot are the demons. So every year book I had as a kid had a demon on it. My mom made me put Jesus stickers over the demons faces

I thought I summoned a ghost in a 200 year old building when I was 6z but it wasn’t.

We had a trampoline when I was a kid and me and my brother would try to see how far off the trampoline we could jump without hitting the aluminum fence

I saw a blue bird outside when I was a kid. I started talking to it like I was in a Disney movie. My neighbor looked at me like I was the dumbest kid on the block. I might have been. Idk.

We tried to dig a hole to China. It was 8 feet wide and 6 inches deep. We quit.

One time I said bitch in second grade. One of my mom’s friends heard me and swore she was going to tell my mom. I avoid that lady to this day in fear that she’ll tell

We used to have pecan fights. A pecan shell to the forehead hurts like a sunuvabich

One time my gerbil got hypothermic. Idk how. My mom put him on a frying pan and heated him up until he was awake lol. The gerbil died later that year by cat