live tweeting barbie fashion show: an eye for style ds game
shut up i’m having fun

the first line is cheerleader outfits omg chrissy tease

next category is dress to impress aka formal wear
i stg these outfits suck they don’t give me good options they didn’t even offer black shoes but i’m pretending the second one is the strawberry dress
THEYRE ASKING ME TO MAKE MATCHING OUTFITS FOR THE BOYS I HATE THIS I DONT WANNA DO MORE WORK
barbie pls stop speaking every .5 seconds i’m begging
chan helping me pick the music for each show mhm exactly
THE MODEL POSES FOR THE BOYS ARE SO BAD WHAT IS THIS
next category is swimwear

THE NEXT CATEGORY IS RETRO PLS PLS PLS LEMME DO 70S
THERES A TURTLENECK OH MY GOD???
this is actually my favorite round i didn’t even think this game could slap
THE NEXT CATEGORY IS ASIAN WEAR WTFF??? AND THE MODELS ARE ALL WHITE??? BARBIE ARE YOU TRYING TO GET CANCELED???
nah i zoomed through that i didn’t even style or pay attention not barbie doing cultural appropriation wtf
NOT TO MENTION THE WAY THEY INTRODUCED THE ASIANWEAR CATEGORY? her friend made a “are u a dog or a rat” joke UM?? barbie fashion show ds game is canceled
next category is rock band outfits omg bratz rock angelz tease

god the music choices for the fashion shows just gradually get worse as you go through the categories
next category is prom(?) and there’s 5 outfits i have to make im literally so tired
i think i have 4 or 5 more categories but i wanna finish
its 11 pm

also i only have 3 more categories after this me when i speed run them
THERES A CUT SCENE WHY IS THERE A CUT SCENE JUST TELL ME THE NEXT CATEGORY??
ugh it’s pop star why is that a category i’m so exhausted
i’m not even doing “pop star” i’m just making cute outfits
rachel is the only one i care about at this point idc
2 more 2 more 2 more
NEXT ONE IS BRIDAL GOWNS GODDD IF I HAVE TO DO THE MEN TOO

i’m half assing this one too bc bridal gowns are typically white anyway
NO THEYRE MAKING ME DO THE MEN FUCK YALL YOURE ALL GETTING BLACK TUXEDOS
when you give him the same post the entire time

LAST CATEGORY IVE BEEN PLAYING FOR 3 HOURS
idec anymore the category is just best designs so i’m gonna make a bunch of monochrome pieces and call it a day
i didn’t even finish accessories all the outfits before starting the show barbie i’m sorry but you’re not finishing strong i’m tired
i’m watching the end cut scene

in conclusion barbie is a white cishet capitalist and we should stan bratz instead
if u made it this far,, how?? but thanks for reading lmao
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