I have challenged my wife to a grilled-cheese-off, her purist approach vs. my copy of the Disney heart clogger sandwich.

Tomorrow at Battle Grilled Cheese, I will reign supreme as Iron Chef , or eat defeat as Zinc Saucier.

I am preparing for the Chese-off, my wife is still in bed. Victory awaits!

Battle Grilled Cheese has begun! The garlic roasts, biding it’s time until the flavors are ready to strike!

(The commentary isn’t getting any better, get used to it.)

Maybe guest judges @Ms_Riley_Guprz and @0bviouSquirre1 can do a better job on the commentary.

Told my wife I’m getting started, her response:

“Imma be honest, I’m just gonna put extra cheese on mine.”

Got the cheddar/cream cheese filler and garlic-mayo spreads sitting for a bit to let the flavors come together.

Wife is exchanging cutesy talk with the dog. She seems confident, or just DGAF, not sure at this time.

The Disney recipe calls for artisanal bread, I’m using whole wheat slices.

It’s what we had in the house and I’m not putting on pants today.

Was gonna be stuck with Kraft cheese, but I found a surprise stash of smoked Gouda. Kickin’ it up a notch!

Wife is just chillin’ now. Does she have some sneak attack planned?!

This garlic mayo spread is bangin’ btw.

I strongly urge you to have a medical professional on hand before continuing this thread. I licked the spoon and had a mini-heart attack.