rating some non-consumable things that i have eaten or chewed: a thread.

disclaimer: i am not encouraging anyone to eat these things, i am simply rating them. i only eat these because of a mental disorder called pica and its not for fun.

first, things ive chewed.

hot glue sticks

+ super fun to chew
+ fun to projectile spit at things
+ cool taste
- probably toxic in some way

overall rating - 9/10

wooden pencils

+ really cool feeling when you chomp
+ wood tastes pretty sick
- gets wood stuck in my teeth
- gave me a gum splinter once

overall rating - 4/10

glass

-ouch

overall rating - 0/10

now, things that i have eaten!

paper

+ a classic
+ pretty good depending on the type of paper you eat
- feels weird to chew
- hard to swallow big pieces

overall rating - 7/10

rock

+ cool crunch
- fell apart like sand
- tasted like sand
- stuck in my teeth for a week

overall rating - 2/10

rubber bracelet

+ fun to bite
- cant break down with teeth
- would take too long to eat
- probably toxic

overall rating - 3/10

dial soap

- tasted terrible
- wouldnt come out
- coated my mouth in soap
- ate it on accident

overall rating - 0/10

airsoft ball

- crumbled like sand
- got stuck under my tongue
- hard to swallow
- my friends yelled at me for it

overall rating - 1/10

rose petals

+ made my spit purple
+ made my breath smell nice
- tasted absolutely DISGUSTING
- kinda stung

overall rating - 4/10

dried gel nail polish

+ tasted pretty alright
+ easy to chew and swallow
- most definitely toxic
- got called a toddler for eating something im not supposed to by a friend who didnt understand

overall rating - 7/10