If I ever cheat on my gf, it’ll be with Luke, the guy who just gave me the best massage of my fucking life at the hotel spa.

He basically made love to my back. His nice hairy arms rubbing all up and down it. He was dangerously close to caressing my full breast. Omg.
It felt like a warm piece of chocolate cake. He liked using a lot of lotion too.

He was tall and muscular. Hair curly as fuck. Oh, Luke.

And he complimented my new perfume https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💞" title="Drehende Herzen" aria-label="Emoji: Drehende Herzen"> I’m wearing Tom Ford Lost Cherry, I’ve been wanting this scent for so long
I just bought it this weekend and he was my very first compliment (since everyone is wearing masks nowadays I don’t get many compliments on my perfume anymore. My fave compliments are perfume & purse compliments)
He took his TIME with my massage too. Whew.

When he started massaging my lower back he pulled my panties down a lil bit so he could get to the lowest corner.

Never have I wanted so bad to be fucked in that moment
Yes I am a Taurus 8H

Taurus = massages, lotions, perfumes, oils, rubbing, touch, skin, hair (loved the way his hairy arms felt omg)

8H = intimacy, sex, privacy, seduction, sensuality

I kid you not the vibe was SEXUAL omg I think my perfume turned him on
Because the way he sensualized that massage.....
Anyway, I would never cheat on my girlfriend, because we would fuck Luke together https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥴" title="Woozy face" aria-label="Emoji: Woozy face"> y’all think imma leave my bitch out? Nope
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