SARS stopped my Dad in his suit
A respectable civilian
Saw his ID A staff of NNPC
What do you want ?
We want to check your Car
Oya o since this fools cannot look face oya check
Beggar you want money ask na
But no this ones are not beggars this ones they are thieves

Searched car saw nothing (of course)
Came to the front saw drugs for DM from the NNPC medical Centre
And this fools asked for Doctors prescription

Seized car key say we are taking you to station

Cork Gun
Pls let me call my wife
They said no

Lemme drive to the nearest police station with you guys
Of course No

They drove my Dad for 45 minutes to nowhere

In the silence of that
They demanded a million Naira

Threatening no body will know what happened or where he was

Long story short
Tool him to POS

Took 400 thousand naira
My dad told them about his mothers death and imminent Burial
And that's why they settled that amount

It's not about your dress
Or your age
Or anything
You can even have police connections
Once they get you and cork that gun
It's out of your hands

This was last year btw
Just told this story so we know it's not just about what you wear
Or how old you are or how respectable you look
Or your connections
Once your phone is seized and the gun is corked or you are driven away

It is out of your hands