im watching endgame high so here’s my live tweet of me making fun of this trash movie

nebula is so cute she literally doesn’t understand how to make friends

carol seeing fury’s pictures and her face is like

no tony u don’t need to shave, you need a doctor

tony a suit of armor around the world ideally sounds nice but humans aren’t ideal

tony is in awe of carol always

cocky carol

carol danvers can choke me out any day

thor said: chop chop head goes bye bye

GAY JOE RUSSO

WELCOME BACK SCOTTAY

KEN JEONG HI BB

the russo brothers do be loyal tho, they said “let’s give parts to friends from community”

scott b like where are people

cassie:(

SJORT HAIR CAROL

GAY

nat and steve’s friendship

scott you are so awkward

ant-man?

scott smart but also he’s a goofball

morgan in the rescue mask

tony says: smart noises

we need a big brains aka hulk brains

professor hulk hello

dab

tony and morgan saying shit is so cute

tony can’t rest til he saves everyone sure

scott: ur so right captain america

scott identifies as a cap stan first

steve is amazed by science but doesn’t understand it and it is so funny to me

someone peed scott’s pants oh no

I see this as an absolute win

tony is like guys i’m smarter than you

scott is the idiot in the landing zone haha me too

off to get thor

valkyrie

thor’s not doing well homiez

thor sweetie im so sorry that this movie is so mean to you

it does him so dirty through body shaming, making fun of his ptsd and anxiety, etc.

thor bruce tho

here comes ratner as a serial killer of poc

such a shitty ronin

the aether is not a stone silly steve

scott is so invested in thor’s story

not it

here we go action time

im so high this is funny

cap is good at speeches

no natasha we won’t see you in a minute

hulk be embarrassed of his past but like smash homie

thor running past loki lol

haha cool fat phobia towards thor haha cool love to see it

yeah rocket just slap thor during a panic attack

hey gamora

steve saying hail hydra with a smirk lmao

haha bye loki

the only way to truly stop steve is to tell him about bucky so sounds gay to me

this movie is so bad

captain steve america roger

stan lee rip

yvette heelloooo

hi jarvis

thor being worried about bruce

rocket messing with stark lmao

bruce be like : pass out

peggy said : I cannot see through windows

oh gamora

it should’ve been clint

the iron man suit is sexc