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C& #39;est vraiment beaucoup trop drôle alors allons-y
1. you& #39;re a COMPLETE idiot but i also became famous because of the serial killer you trained so... thanks for not being dead btw i got real scared for you
2. bro..... bro do you wanna.... hold my hand...... and get some ice cream after we beat this child to death..... wouldn& #39;t it be nice dude.....
3. it& #39;s just you, me, and this device that let me relive our first meeting to get a better ending
4. not to be gay or anything but WHAT IF we became the blueprint for the enemies to lovers trope. please hold my hand
5. my mom told me i should stop chasing after vaginas right before she introduced me to you so i guess it was meant to be — please don& #39;t tell her about this
6. you killed my dad, almost romanced my man, and helped me lead a rebellion. there is no happy ending for us if you say the truth
7. what if i fucked the devil, who& #39;s also my boss
8. compulsive heterosexuality almost got me but fortunately you ruined my wedding. i gotta thanks your ex for that. and my ex-boss. and my ex-colleagues. and that... weird american man too
9. i hate you. i hate you so much. i hate you so fucking much i will specifically create a machine so i can haunt you in your dreams. and NO this has nothing to do with a repression of some kind your perverted narcissist
10. i am literally an eldtrich horror not capable of feeling love and yet. yet i may have a crush on my employee who may have created a child using my dna i hate this who the fuck do you think you are
11. FOR THE LAST TIME. MY NAME IS NOT PHILIPPE AND YOU KNOW IT
12. babe i& #39;m leading a revolution?? and i& #39;ll have you if you& #39;re not dead. please don& #39;t forget your parachute and come get your hug
13. hey look at all those cool dead animals i brought you... do you wanna kiss? yeah? what do you mean i& #39;ll have to kill you after this
14. so you& #39;re a spoiled brat huh? what if i bullied you along with this horrible town you& #39;ve stepped in. wouldn& #39;t that be fun?
15. i& #39;ve got an amazing idea: we write songs about characters hating each other, then we both play those same characters. cue endless screaming and fantastic therapy sessions
16. i may not shower but our relationship saved the fate of the entire human race so we absolutely NAILED that shit
17. you& #39;re obsessed with me? yeah? splendid. now i& #39;m obsessed with you too. please don& #39;t stop chasing me or my life will have no meaning
18. you& #39;re not even a proper thief and yet you managed to stole my heart. also better indicate your house next time i got lost like 3 times
