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there's no way to really tell what is going on inside the hospital, what the timeline is, who or what is generating the particular communications, so if you're going to engage in baseless speculation i at least demand it be creative and entertaining
during the last time we collectively had one of these moments my followers generated the best damn conspiracy theories in the entire internet, some of these were on the level of pynchon, PKD, shea and wilson, delilo, or eco novels
so let's see if we can get that up again. don't let little hobgoblins like "Occam's Razor," "empirical evidence," "falsifiability" or even "the standard model of physics" and "the Fermi Paradox" get in your way
I'll start: the hospital is a bad multithreading implementation in which multiple threads are reading and writing at the same time, arbitrarily changing the President's state without synchronization locks
presumably the flamethrower can be controlled using a mobile app https://twitter.com/fritzadood/status/1312448421534429184
Trump is not writing the tweets, but he never was to begin with. The tweets are transmissions from an unknown future entity, arriving scrambled and out of order and reconstructed by a NSA microchip in your skull. The chip broke and the hospital distracts you until they can fix it
at some point we need to collect a list of 'seal-breaking' events from the end of the Gorilla onwards (and maybe a little before it). this as well as the "accident" that killed Mr. Peanut are candidates https://twitter.com/aaronclark_/status/1312457545995309057
my followers coming through with some increasingly weird and twilight zone-ish ones
stephen king take note https://twitter.com/WhippleMarc/status/1312459354042331136
fukuyama's nyaa
An "unexpected OPFOR contingency" has occurred, and the hospital is occupied by an army of mutant Trump clones. Delta Force and SEAL Team 6 have attempted ingress to rescue the President but have been repelled with heavy losses. Be advised: the clones can divide by zero.
i had a feeling we would get a magical realism entry and this one is quite strong https://twitter.com/UnixLamp/status/1312533273310973952
save this before Konami gets it taken down via an IP request https://twitter.com/snapdeus/status/1312447151650209792
a clever plan, but the vampires are already inside the hospital, disguised as chandeliers https://twitter.com/YungKark/status/1312532957769342978
*terminator theme plays* https://twitter.com/josh_weinberg/status/1312463359866892288
this one is a submission from actual conspiracy theorists and i have to say its competitive https://twitter.com/rothschildmd/status/1312454914602201089
The Trump video is not actually a pre-recorded proof of life video, as commonly believed. Nor is it a fake or taken from within the hospital. Trump is inside the 2001 room where Bowman was prepping for his transformation into the star child.
this piece of headcanon continues to spin and its getting quite elaborate
The Transition Integrity Project fooled the sheeple by pretending to pursue a coup under the guise of post-election scenarios gaming. The reason why there are so many contradictions in Trump's diagnosis timeline is that this event itself is actually TIP gaming out scenarios.
here's what we're up against. much of these suck but there's a few that have some merit as templates if you re-work them https://twitter.com/notjessewalker/status/1312498110011072514
for example, the base template of "its a planned trick to ___" is something you could salvage but make it more imaginative
now this one sounds like a quirky romcom from alex jones https://twitter.com/adamdwayman/status/1312608434722951168
waiting for the President beyond the portal is the spirit of the Platypus Imperatrix, armed with a M18 recoilless rifle equipped with specialized Sitra Achra-infused rounds and protected by an infinitely recurring collection of Monty Hall goats. The situation is dire....
I am in awe, this one is like something from an actual new age catalog. This is really, incredibly good.
the White House: no need to worry, everything is fine inside the hospital!
Inside the hospital:
Inside the hospital:
Containment has failed. Whoever is in control of the hospital is attempting to trigger a CARMILLA-12 event; the President writing his own name on a blank sheet of paper is the first unsealing ritual. The JCS will likely soon authorize intervention https://twitter.com/Aelkus/status/1312536293797056512
Unless there is another way to deal with the mutant clones preventing ingress to the hospital, the JCS is willing to take the risk of releasing the intervention inside Walter Reed. Remote viewing data from MERCURIAL AUSTRALOPITHECUS (attached) indicates CARMILLA-12 is underway
generally I'm going to try to be encouraging to everyone that sends in submissions (we're all doing our best, my own inputs are very uneven quality-wise) but I think this submission really needs some work
https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2020/10/this-is-spiraling-out-of-control-allies-panic-about-trumps-hospital-stay-as-white-house-deflects
https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2020/10/this-is-spiraling-out-of-control-allies-panic-about-trumps-hospital-stay-as-white-house-deflects
you will complete the mission, all caveats have been removed. you are authorized to use paraconsistent logic if necessary https://twitter.com/MoralHazardPay/status/1312741956083167233
simple but effective! https://twitter.com/d0d63/status/1312749934928703488
We are trying to get MA moved to the Richmond facility. She is still receiving remote data (latest attached) but each projection is causing significant health damage. CARMILLA-12 levels in DC area are too high to justify keeping her at HQ.
https://twitter.com/Aelkus/status/1312733227908575232
https://twitter.com/Aelkus/status/1312733227908575232
this submission has promise, but its too vague and lacks meta content. i think if we workshopped it we could bring the quality level up
WARNING: Rate monotonic scheduling no longer can be maintained. The Diego Garcia facility will need to be evacuated.
Special submission here, particularly creative. The virus is watching at all times for information about how it is being treated, the only way to defeat it is to lie constantly in public statements in order to confuse it https://twitter.com/davidmackau/status/1312783805263106049
Subject A is now awake. If he cannot be kept in play you have permission to execute the Inverse Mandela Effect
stand by for our first video submission, from Katib Hezbollah. I can't really make sense of what is happening here but maybe that is the point. It's really experimental art attempting to mimic the look of 90s animation https://twitter.com/HamdiAMalik/status/1312773793060970496
meanwhile, a bluecheck time-travels back to 1945 to start excitedly posting outside Hitler's bunker in the hope that it will, by causing the Fuhrer to commit suicide, influence events in October 2020 https://twitter.com/averyfjames/status/1312776290043342848
psychic wars rage on inside the hospital, but Höffern Field Interference makes it hard to get an accurate intel picture of who or what is winning https://twitter.com/SevaUT/status/1312794599774195713
this one was interesting
i was waiting for a submission that brought up Russia https://twitter.com/mndl_nyc/status/1312756198106697729
the sheeple that think that TIP is a deep state cutout will likely assume that the Trump in the car is a TIP body double intended to disguise a TIP coup taking place. But in actuality the original never existed to begin with. That was TIP's doing as well
https://twitter.com/Aelkus/status/1312572078994984960
https://twitter.com/Aelkus/status/1312572078994984960
Get excited, folks! Looks like we might get a submission from John soon! https://twitter.com/jsundmanus/status/1312766720151490561
and yes he does belong on the list https://twitter.com/jsundmanus/status/1312766173528891398
programming note: https://twitter.com/Aelkus/status/1312891383280271361
now, back to business. John Ohno shows up with some incredible bangers, the second one in particular
request to move MA to Richmond has been denied. We will have to increase the dosage to keep her receiving the images. She may not survive much longer. Prepping remote diver 2, LICENTIOUS HAMSTER, for transport. He is in Durban so it will take time https://twitter.com/Aelkus/status/1312752015412547585
How long has the TIP been interfering behind the scenes? The sheeple think that Gilman is working for the deep state. But it's actually far more sinister. Look at this photo. The TIP's "wargames" have been going on far longer than you think.
https://twitter.com/Aelkus/status/1312889482161594374
https://twitter.com/Aelkus/status/1312889482161594374
We could build a new arc around this one https://twitter.com/insectsentience/status/1312795835248201728
Biden is safe so far (though not quite out of the clear due to testing issues). But if Plan A "they" will resort to plan B: launching the Payload at Biden. It is ready to fire from an undisclosed location.
https://twitter.com/_matt_austin_/status/1312755091066236934
https://twitter.com/_matt_austin_/status/1312755091066236934
the Happy Fun Ball, Mason, what does it mean
"The First Succession Crisis of the People's Holy Principality of Columbia is almost certainly explainable by mass exposure to a mimetic virus hidden in Gen1 Pokemon games" https://twitter.com/Robot_Bastard/status/1312917552465678336
looks like we have some people stealing ideas from this thread, smh https://www.vice.com/en/article/akzxae/fringe-conspiracy-theorists-think-trump-is-an-immortal-alien-got-covid-as-cover-to-shapeshift
