I'm going to use a metaphor.

The MSM is like a sleazy, no good cheat of a boyfriend, and the Democrats are the skank that's just a friend.

The guy is smooth, so smooth that it sounds crazy that he might be cheating on you.

"He works long hours, he would never do that!"
And for a long time, you make excuses.

But then, things stop adding up, and you take that red pill.

That's when you catch him, balls deep in that "friend."

The type of friend that will stab you in the back with a smile.
And this isn't just some little, "oh, she was cold and needed to warm up" hiding under a blanket getting caught.

This is all out, buck naked rutting, complete with pet names that tell you that this isn't the first time...

And it won't be the last either.
The MSM is lying to you. They swear they're impartial, that they'd never fall for some false propaganda...

But they're taking that phone call in bed, the covers around their waist, and just a little lower, a lump is slowly rising and falling, trying to be quiet...
But still screwing around behind your back.

I know, this is a vulgar metaphor, but it's the best way to describe it, because most of you, no matter what...

You still let them into your home, and you still believe the lies.

"You can trust me, I'll always be true to you."

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