They really weren’t going to tell us the President of the United States tested positive for COVID.
Can’t believe I’m saying this, but I’m gonna need proof of life at this point. America needs video of Trump holding a goddamned newspaper with today’s date.

This shit is ridiculous.
While we’re at it, when’s the last time we saw Pence.

Who tf is in charge right now.
I didn’t vote for any of these clowns, but I will take to the fucking streets if Stephen Miller is running America right now.
Really glad I made it back to twitter just in time for the total collapse of our government.
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