I rate Johnny Depp's different hairstyles and probably get cancelled: A thread
A Classic Depp Style (TM). Messy but on purpose. Suits his face nicely. 8/10.
Tourist era hair. Half length. Frames his face nicely, but if it was just a tiny bit shorter, it would be perfect. Nice waves. 7/10
Long hair. Yes. 10/10
No. Never again. Someone confiscate the scissors. -29292020/0
Somewhat better than the last one. Still too short on the sides. It does look cool slicked back. Gangster vibes. 5/10.
He's beauty, he's craze, he's Miss USA. +10/10
Fluffy. Makes you want to pet him. Good boy. 9/10
It's either too short or too long and I don't know which. He looks great tho. 6/10
Credence on his bad boy era. Nice cut. Frames his face nicely. 7/10.
A manbun before they were in. Ahead of his time. Looks nice but I prefer it loose. 7/10.
Tucked behind the year. Cute but looks a bit like your art teacher. 7/10.
A mess but in a good way. 8/10.
Not sure about this one. Either too much slick or not enough. 5/10
Too short. 3/10.
Makes him look like a puppy for some reason. *boop* 7/10.
Nice length but the styling is a bit off. Reminds me of my brother when he was a teen and looked like a surfer. 6/10.
A nice length but idk about that dye job. He makes it work tho. Someone give him a comb. 6/10.
It's long, it's fluffy, it's wavy, it's magnificent. 10/10
the end

I take no complaints 🤧
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