Indian liberals will only like the sanitized version of Muslims, one who does not assert his/her identity, speak about Ganga-Jamuni tehzeeb, talk of ghazals and qawalli, and yes invite you for biryani and kabab.

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Above all, you must constantly echo their sentiments against how regressive Islam is, how they mistreat women and how Islam need reforms. More importantly, remember everything in India was novel and great, till Muslims came here and corrupted Hindus.

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Deviate a bit from it, and you will be called a fundamentalist, accused of not supporting them enough in their Great War against Fascism by breaking the unity (remember Kanhaiya Kumar election last year).

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