why
@Coffeemate should complete the mutual with lee,
@edora91s ♡
a thread:
first of all, she’s been a fan of your coffee creamer for years!
she’s practically promoting your product to me in our DMs nonstop
she gets excited over new flavor drops and buys the biggest sizes you sell
she uses your products over facetime— the best type of promo tbh!
she practically loves you all more than she loves me
her whole family uses your products!
she is willing to sp@m her moots’ timelines by retweeting your tweets
she gets sad when you follow others instead of her
she interacts with all of your tweets!
she even has your notifs on :0
and finally, she will wish you a great day regularly
who doesn’t want that kind of positivity in their life?
end of thread— but not the end of lee’s love for coffee mate!
please also stream walls
https://open.spotify.com/album/4F4wlAmPyUVCyISxlePFL9?si=FKroO6TmRZSqcEVQ6Cm_lQ
also it’s 3 am and no one should be talking about coffee at 3 am
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