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A group of Nigerian husbands gathered at a conference on "How to live in a loving relationship with your wife".
The men were asked,
"How many of you love your wife?"
All the men raised their hands.
Then they were asked;
The men were asked,
"How many of you love your wife?"
All the men raised their hands.
Then they were asked;
"When was the last time you told your wife you loved her?"
Some men answered today, some yesterday, majority didn’t remember.
The men were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective wives:
"I love you, sweetheart.”
Some men answered today, some yesterday, majority didn’t remember.
The men were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective wives:
"I love you, sweetheart.”
Then, the men were asked to exchange phones, so each of them can read the other wives’ response to the love message..
Here are some of the ‘printable’ replies from 10 of them:
1. Have you impregnated someone again.
2. That was then, not now.
3. You wan borrow money abi?
Here are some of the ‘printable’ replies from 10 of them:
1. Have you impregnated someone again.
2. That was then, not now.
3. You wan borrow money abi?
4. What did you do again? I won’t forgive you this time!
5. Meaning?
6. Is that a new song?
7. Am I dreaming!
8. If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today!
9. You this man! I asked you to stop drinking!
10. Abeg na who be this?
5. Meaning?
6. Is that a new song?
7. Am I dreaming!
8. If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today!
9. You this man! I asked you to stop drinking!
10. Abeg na who be this?
...And they were all enlightened.
...End of Celestial Observation...
...End of Celestial Observation...
Be artful at springing a surprise. Romantic relationship is not a movie but an endless ‘Tele Novella.’ What you don’t do religiously will never be seen as part of your essence & will always trigger suspicion. Cultivate the habit of being expressive about your true feelings.