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nobody asked but here’s what your ice cream is based on your zodiac sign...
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Aries- Cherry. Intense and not for everyone but somehow you kinda pull it off idk ur fun
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Taurus- Rocky Road. You love material things and this has like every topping you can think of but it doesn’t make it good.
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Gemini- Rainbow Sherbet. You’re super fun and it’s great to have at a party sometimes but it’s not a good comfort food. Just a little much sometimes.
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Cancer- Orange Creamsicle. Orange Creamsicle is like perfectly sweet and tangy but fuck if you have sensitive teeth don’t even try. I think it shows how cancers are either angels or demons sent from hell.
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Leo- Cookie Dough. I don’t really have anything bad to say. Leo’s are like untouchably cool but we all know it’s to cover up for some emotional issues. Pretty much everyone loves cookie dough unless they have too much.
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Virgo- Cookies and Cream. Virgos will try be perfect all they want but not everyone is gonna like them. You gotta get over the control issues seriously it’s ruining your life.
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Libra- Neapolitan. You probably guessed it. You literally can’t make a decision to save your life. You don’t even like strawberry you just force yourself to eat it bc you might regret not eating it later
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Scorpio- Triple Chocolate. You all are intense and sweet. You’re all nice and then at some point you just turn dark and mysterious and i’m so intimidated/in love with you <3
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Sagittarius- Moose Tracks. i’ve never had this but it sounds great. uhm sagittarius maybe slow the fuck down. i plan on traveling the world with a sagittarius some day and i can’t do that if you’re gone the second i finish introducing myself.
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Capricorn- Mint Chocolate Chip. I may be a little biased but she’s the best flavor. Capricorns, i can’t stand you... i know you think hiding your emotions will keep you from getting hurt but you’re already hurt bitch, join the club
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Aquarius- Superman. let’s be honest i almost gave this to gemini. You are all over the place. You’re really fun to talk to though about life, politics, science, etc. You should be a therapist tho definitely.
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Pisces (let me say that i’ve only met 1 pisces so if this doesn’t apply move on)- Birthday Cake. Stop crying to get your way. You will destroy people just to feel good about yourself. Birthday cake isn’t a real flavor. It’s a kids flavor for kids
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this is all for fun and i’m not trying to offend anyone. These are really just stereotypes for people i’ve met.
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