Emily in Paris feels at least 5 years out of date, it's messy and Emily is THE WORST, but every time a French person drags her and her American arrogance I cackle and yes I will be watching every episode.

how is this show real

I can't decide if they're trying to parody how basic Instagram influencers and their followings are or if they genuinely think the banal things Emily posts are witty

I'm convinced Emily in Paris is actually just rejected drafts from the Paris arc of Sex and the City that they dusted off, added in a few phrases like 'me too' and 'hashtag', changed the names, and threw a bunch of pretty clothes at like that's all people care about

what's the bet the entire writers' room is white

(this comes after several fatphobic conversations and an entire storyline around the fact that "vaginas are feminine, not masculine!! girl power!!!")

(oh also everyone is sexual harassing everyone else but it's ok because they're french???)

(like i said, this show is a relic)

that's it that's the show

is this meant to be sexy

Now a group of Chinese women are talking entirely in English amongst themselves. Sure.

Oh my god she accidentally slept with a 17 year old. Friends did this storyline 25 years ago and it was gross then.

WHAT — how do you say — LE FUCK

she is a social media manager so good she was sent to another country to oversee it for a luxury marketing firm