AU where Jin Zixuan talks everyone down and nobody dies

Wei Ying’s face when Jin Zixuan dies is just. So much.

What if Wangji and Jiang Cheng had gone to pick up Wei Ying instead

Yanli’s face I’m so sad

(Side note i do lol a little bit every time we get a closeup of XZ’s eyes and can see his contacts)

Everyone is crying including me

Getting serious Blancanieves vibes from this scene too :(((

AU where WWX is Snow White and LWJ finds him asleep in the Burial Mounds

This is the fucking worst. Fuck the Jin clan and especially JGY

Ps no body no death Wen Qing Lives

Also how did WWX not notice that a-Yuan was still there!!! Baby your child is still there and probably terrified out of his fucking mind bc you’ve been unconscious for three days

AU where JC breaks Wen Qing out of jail before JGS and JGY can kill her

AU where Yanli doesn’t go looking for WWX and LWJ has time to tell him that a-Yuan is alive and then he and Yanli and LWJ and JC co-parent Jin Ling and a-Yuan together

Oh Wang Zhuocheng that was a really nice front kick! Do it again!

“Don’t worry a-jie, it’s just a flesh wound” -jc, just now

I am permitting myself to watch one last episode tonight bc it will close out the flashback (iirc, which is debatable lol) and then I will quit and go read some fluff or something

Oh Yibo that was a pretty good front kick/back kick combo! Back kick wasn’t particularly straight but since the attacker was a little to your side I will let it slide

You know who has surprisingly good moves? Sect Leader Yao. I’m as shook as you are about this

The music in the tiger seal snatching sequence reminds me a lot of Hitchcock movie music. It’s the clarinet at the start and then the brassy horns with that minor tone and staccato beat. Super effective for a bit that’s all about the macguffin

Sometimes I wish no one had told me WYB was thinking about his motorcycle for this scene but at the same time I’m so glad I know this

LWJ is so glad his boyfriends back he didn’t even brush his hair

WWX: how’d you get those whip marks Lan Zhan?

LWJ: oh it’s nothing, just a little rebellion against my sect. they only grounded me for three years it’s fine

Narrator: it was not fine

Love how WWX’s method of hiding his identity from LQR is to...play the love song LWJ wrote him. Badly. Until LQR passes out from annoyance??? It’s effective I guess

Also love the Lan juniors being worried that the sword spirit’s ties to the tiger seal might mean the Yiling Laozu is back when he is literally sitting right outside the Jingshi listening to them being worried

LWJ’s like fuck they are too smart for their own good I have taught them too well

God I love detectives LWJ and WWX on the road together again

WWX is so offended by this bad art of him

Also so offended by Jin Ling’s lack of discipline. So glad he came back from the dead to teach JL some manners