Did anyone actually watch the whole of #365daysnetflix or did everyone else also just fast forward to the naughty bits? Makes for a much more efficient wank

What an awful pile of shite. Besides all the obvious kidnapping & sexual assault glorifying, I thought this was supposed to be soft porn for the ladies? So how come we’re more than an hour in and he’s had his dick sucked like 4 times and hasn’t licked a hint of fanny?!

All fine now. He fucked her brains quite clearly out of her tiny mind on a boat, and then told her they were going to a ball. All concerns about her kidnapping fucked straight out of her head, she could now focus on the true issue - what to wear?!

But don’t worry here come her duo of fairy (read: gay) godfathers to fondle her breasts and make her over for the ball. No self respecting gay fashionista would ever have sent her with that faux lace party store mask however. Now, this is totally unbelievable!

Drink every time he goes down on her... yup. I’m sober. #365daysnetflix

Ah, now her bestie is to the rescue, taking this whole kidnapping thing super seriously, because... you know... nothing defeats Stockholm syndrome like a face mask and a blow dry. With some girl on girl overtones, naturally.

How long until she gets kidnapped by the rival mafia family do we reckon? (Well aware no one is reading these and I’m just amusing myself)

They’re engaged. Queue celebratory shopping montage, and dropping into a family wedding wearing her finest nightclub hostess couture to meet mum & dad

I’m calling it...