taehyung the type to make the V sign inside you with his fingers and giggle

taehyung the type to be into roleplay but some annoying shit like being your telemarketer selling you some bullshit and getting VERY deep into a very elaborate scene and you never get to cum

taehyung the type to send funny nudes with weird faces drawn on his dick with funny ass captions like texting "i miss you :(" with a sad face drawn on his dick like

taehyung the type to definitely have a weird funny ass poetic name for his dick

taehyung the type to reply to your sext with "who dis?" because he's a lil shit like that

taehyung the type to suddenly stop and have long philosophical conversations with your pussy as you're just lying there

taehyung the type to yell out "JAZZ!!!" when he busts a nut

taehyung the type to stop mid-thrust because a song lyric popped into his head and begins singing trot or some shit

taehyung the type to also stop mid-thrust because he came up with a melody for a song and leaves you there to go and quickly record it