Did you ever stop to think about how difficult these past six months would be on Jack Reacher? Where the hell has he been holed up for six months? Poor guy.
WWJRQ: Where would Jack Reacher Quarantine?
Jack Reacher has not opened a can of beans in YEARS. He travels with a passport, an ATM card, and a folding toothbrush!
JACK REACHER DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A CHANGE OF CLOTHES. He just buys something new and throws it away because he's afraid of laundry machines!
Jack Reacher Quarantine fanfic would be hilarious. Reacher learns to use the washer and dryer. Reacher gets wifi and discovers Netflix. Reacher learns to cook. Reacher tries all the different workout apps.
Reacher calls comcast.
Reacher buys a 4 pack of non-folding toothbrushes at Target.
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